Notable Icelandic Quotes

19oct05

@ Airport as Kh & MA were about to miss their flight (then not miss, then miss, then not miss...)

"Wanna just go to another country (like Sweden)?"

-M

20oct05

"I have no integrity"

-Anonymous

21oct05

@ Endless line to see Architecture in Helsinki

"Pass me my viking suit!"

-M

"Have there ever been any deaths associated with crowds at this music festival?"

-K

"No, but there were 2 flying monkeys last year."
-Heavycoat #3

22oct05

@ Krua Thai Restaurant

"... Yes, it does look like you go to the gym, you are very fit"

-K

"Yes, I am fat, I recently had a baby"
-Restaurant owner very matter of factly

"No no, FIT not FAT!"

-K

@ Endless line to see Zoot Woman, Clap Your Hands, Ratatat, ...

"We're running out of liquid courage."

-M holding empty Stella bottle

Regarding Icelandic tapwater

"They said it's the purest water you can drink."

-K
"Yeah, they said a lot of things."

-M

@ Kaffibarin ~3am

"You're holding all the cards!"

"You're holding all the cards!"

-Anonymous Icelandic hipster

"Stop saying that, what do I do?"

-K

23oct05

@ Hotel Klopp ~11am

"It's an earring, right?"

-K

24oct05

@ Geysir ~1pm

"I think those girls are British"

-K

"I'm gonna say something in a British accent, see if they turn around"

"A big boo for Man United!"

-M

"How many photo do you need of this thing!"

-Anonymous frustrated young British girl

"Ok, now let's go and get 8 types of Salmon."

-K

25oct05

@ Sirkus ~12:42am

"Our only hope now is to walk up, order a drink between the two of them in English, and pray."

-K

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Top 5 Bands We are Glad to Have Missed

1. Cynic Guru

2. Hjalmar

3. Dr. Disco Shrimp

4. Ske

5. Dr. Mister and Mr. Handsome

Top 5 Bands We Came to See but Couldn't

1. Architecture in Helsinki

2. Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah

3. Zoot Woman

4. Ratatat

5. Jeff Who?